May 2013
meowmagicianpia:
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Watchomgoshitskabs:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN
During Kirk's death scene in Star Trek Into...
Kirk: How's the ship?
Spock: She's fine.
Me: WELL MINE FUCKING ISN'T
aimlessme:
After seeing Star Trek: Into Darkness
LIke a CNN newsfeed, only sexier.: An interview... →
rdjnews:
From USA Today:
Q: More than 20 different movies based on characters you helped create have been produced for the big screen, including current box office champ “Iron Man 3.” What’s your favorite film adaptation so far?
STAN: I loved the first Iron Man. I loved the first Spider-Man (the…
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My Knicks could’ve ended with the worst record this season and I’d still ride for them. Did better and went further than any haters thought we could, so I’m forever proud of The Tape.
I hate those commercials that are like
sodamnrelatable:
This is a poptart:
and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel:
thats-slightly-raven:
feistie:
thats-slightly-raven:
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
hiddletash:
-annoying:
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
this is so true it hurts
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
kerfluffy:
my new favorite thing to do is look up “running pugs” on google because omg jUST
LOOK AT THESE
fUCKING
PUGS
