Found out my last final is Thursday (5/3) so I’ll be back home in time for the midnight premiere of The Avengers !
My friend doing the cinnamon challenge … we did this back in September (before it was cool) just forgot to put it up.
This is the world we’re living in, where people start smoking at 10, and are trying to quit at 13. I don’t understand…
Tony stop. You are not Thor, god of thunder, and that isn’t even Mjolnir.
HAHAHAHAHA!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD
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Please, for the mother of god, do not breed.
lump = fuck. clearly.
Expectation:
Reality:
reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts source: fakeblood
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
Ag
reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts source: wellthatsjustgreat
